Friday, November 23, 2007

Cardigan Times and Traveling Sweaters

Don't forget your cardigan times,
It's something to do with those gold tooth rhymes.
We played shuffleboard, and the saw dust danced,
All this time
Memory was in your pants.



Thursday, November 22, 2007

Traveling Sweater Pirouette?

Do you think that Liberty will really pirouette?
I'm closing my eyes, but the only thing I can see....
Is... a room full of nicely-sweatered individuals....


Traveling Sweater Party!


Let's purchase 3 new sweaters,
How about that for footers and headers?
I'm ready to party!
Traveling Sweater Party!
Me and several friends!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

New Traveling Sweater Thoughts From Jon Dizzy

Thursday Thoughts and V-Necks

















Things can really heat up
When there are some sweaters around,
You'll have an enchanted time,
No matter how tightly you are wound.

Traveling Sweaters/Fun Patrol Update:

Jana Rojas, Founder and President of Fun Patrol, may be available on December 1 for traveling sweater times. Nonna and Pop will be taking her kids to see the Grinch in New York, NY, leaving Ms. Rojas susceptible to extreme pressure (read: bombardment) by The Children to attend.

Please continue to monitor your personal email accounts for further instruction.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007


drunk and unfettered
donning strange sweaters
we'll bask in the mask that a sweater affords
we'll ask for the task that teetot'lers abhor:
to drink!
and be drunk!
plus be drunk yet some more
on wine, love and sweaters
as we roam door to door.

The Invites Are Out

The invitations flow through the electric atmosphere,
It signals that soon Traveling Sweater Time is here.
Get ready, get festive,
Get your house in order,
Just like Gollum donning a sweater
If his trail goes cold in Mordor.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Dave and Sweater Dream #834

Dave loves sweaters
Dave loves Jen
Everybody put on a sweater and we'll go to Big Ben.
We'll go to the Tower of London,
We'll go to Abbey Road,
Just make sure you wear a sweater,
Cuz it could get kinda cold.

ugh ugh ugh ugh sweet ugh of ug

it's got a weave that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see its knitted face
It takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet sweater o' mine
Sweet love of mine
it's got threads of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those woven lines
And see an ounce of pain
Its embrace reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a sweater I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet sweater o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet sweater o' mine

Sweater

Friday, November 2, 2007

Traveling Sweaters - It's Starting To Get Cold!




Anxious waiting is over,
A chill has arrived!
And the big story....
Take that sweater box down out that closet shelf,
In its multi-colored, marvelous glory.