It's getting close!

So close I can taste it
yeah, your sweater
so hot I could baste it
yeah, that sweater

I can't believe the action
the pattern of the yarn
creates a rhythm of attraction
like chickens in the barn

So close I can feel it
yeah, your sweater
so hot I could peel it
yeah, that sweater

I'm all up in its power
Like a hypnotist it flexes
I'm layed out by its flowers
all around the flag of Texas

So close, so close
So close, it's getting close.

WWJW: What (sweater) Would Jesus Wear?

In a little manger
sweater made of hay
tiny baby Jesus
mewing where he lay
born of precious Mary
beneath a star named Dave
Jesus wore his sweater
our sweaters for to save.

Come ye o come ye
come ye to our thing
Come ye o come ye
come ye to our thing

Sweater Together

Friends that sweater together stay together.

In My Time of Sweater

Too Hot For A Sweater

If it's just too hot for a sweater
wear one anyway
sweaters are beautiful, baby,
and you were born to be that way.

If it's just too hot for a sweater
don it anyhow
and before losing your sweater
consider dropping trou.

Porcelain Fountains and Freddie the Leaf

Autumn is here,
Porcelain Fountains and Freddie the Leaf,
So much joy and so little grief.

Haul out a sweater from your favorite attic trunk,
Bobbing for apples....
Please take a dunk.

getting closer and closer

in my sweater
feelin better
sipping brews
charleston chews
let's cliimb that mountain
with a porcelain fountain

Ebay the Sweater Freeway

Losing Penguin Sweater bids on Ebay,
Really can give you a sting;
Perhaps we need some music
From the man named Samuel Bing.

Embrace Your Inner Sweater

life in sweaters

let's raise a toast
let's scare a ghost
life in sweaters

Matching and Complimenting and Complementing

Sweaters are Toast Party Friends,
Matching and Complimenting and Complementing,
Til Moths play "The Bends."

You never bring your sweater around

Hey,

you never bring your sweater around
here anymore

I found something you left behind
the radiator
last year

I found a button off your sweater
and I held it up
against the light

and I thought
about how time goes
and how you never bring your sweater around
here anymore.

Put it

just put it on.
just put one on.
just put that sweater on and on.

C'mon, Pull It Over Your Neck

What the heck?
C'mon, Pull One Over Your Neck!
It might be itchy,
It might make you hot,
But it'll soon be legal,
Just like Pot!

Sweatercat Dolls

don't you wish your sweater could be ugly like me?
don't you wish your sweater could be cashmere like me?
dont'cha dont'cha?

2009 Sweaters

2009 Sweaters,
Falling off of closet hangers,
Creeping out of trunks,
2009 Sweaters,
Re-knit what the moths destroyed.

left my sweater in el segundo

to the left
to the left
all your ugly sweaters
in a box
to the left

Don't worry

I see you!!