C'mon, Pull It Over Your Neck

What the heck?
C'mon, Pull One Over Your Neck!
It might be itchy,
It might make you hot,
But it'll soon be legal,
Just like Pot!

Sweatercat Dolls

don't you wish your sweater could be ugly like me?
don't you wish your sweater could be cashmere like me?
dont'cha dont'cha?

2009 Sweaters

2009 Sweaters,
Falling off of closet hangers,
Creeping out of trunks,
2009 Sweaters,
Re-knit what the moths destroyed.

left my sweater in el segundo

to the left
to the left
all your ugly sweaters
in a box
to the left