"Steve makes me nervous. I don't trust him."

Sweater Demonstration...

By a familiar TV face...

A Swea_tour_nament

From apartment to apartment, we'll go!
A different joke at each place,
A different wool-ish look for Dave Cho.
Maybe butternut squash in the 11217;
In the 11215, maybe mushroom/dorito heaven....

touch my sweater

You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool

You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

sweaters of justice

How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all

How can you just walk away from me,
when all I can do is watch you leave
Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now, oh there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
Ooh take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against the odds and that's what I've got to face

sweater slow dance

When I heard the knock on the door
I couldn't catch my breath
Is it too late to call this off

We could slip away, wouldn't that be better
Me with nothing to say, and you in your autumn sweater

I tried my best to hide
In a crowded room, it's nearly possible
I wait for you, oh, most patiently

So I looked for your eyes
And the waves looked like they'd pour right out of them
I'll try hard, I'll try always
But it's a waste of time
It's a waste of time if I can't smile easily
Like in the beginning
In the beginning...

Traveling Sweaters? OK I'm In....

This sounds like a superb holiday.
Count me in and also a stop at my place!
I have a big crazy 8 on my door.
More address info to follow....

Oh sweat of my sweater

Sweater how sweetly you make me sweat.
Here on my chest, on the hottest of days,
as I wait for the cool autumnal breezes, your
rough wool tickles and itches the most unreachable
places.
Argyle, cashmere, crewneck, or v too many beers
will surely make me pee.
As often as I jest I also love to ingest all matter of feed
fungal or weed.
But make no mistake if it's cake that you bake Jimmy
will not partake for to him it's like watching Rikki Lake.
So please please please don't try to escape for the very first
sweater party is at stake!!!
"Hooray" and "yay!" the gals like to say.
But for this day let's all give a loud "Hooray!!!" and "Yaaay!!!"