drunk and unfettered
donning strange sweaters
we'll bask in the mask that a sweater affords
we'll ask for the task that teetot'lers abhor:
to drink!
and be drunk!
plus be drunk yet some more
on wine, love and sweaters
as we roam door to door.

The Invites Are Out

The invitations flow through the electric atmosphere,
It signals that soon Traveling Sweater Time is here.
Get ready, get festive,
Get your house in order,
Just like Gollum donning a sweater
If his trail goes cold in Mordor.

Dave and Sweater Dream #834

Dave loves sweaters
Dave loves Jen
Everybody put on a sweater and we'll go to Big Ben.
We'll go to the Tower of London,
We'll go to Abbey Road,
Just make sure you wear a sweater,
Cuz it could get kinda cold.

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it's got a weave that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see its knitted face
It takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet sweater o' mine
Sweet love of mine
it's got threads of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those woven lines
And see an ounce of pain
Its embrace reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a sweater I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet sweater o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet sweater o' mine

Sweater

Traveling Sweaters - It's Starting To Get Cold!

Anxious waiting is over,
A chill has arrived!
And the big story....
Take that sweater box down out that closet shelf,
In its multi-colored, marvelous glory.

"Steve makes me nervous. I don't trust him."