Traveling Sweaters - Party Number One

From sunset arrivals to magical eggnog libations,
The Traveling Sweater Party did not require
Very much patience--
From warm neighborly welcomes
To warm sweater toasts we were voicing,
What a visit with friends--
Indeed, Traveling Sweaters summoned incredible rejoicing!

Cardigan Times and Traveling Sweaters

Don't forget your cardigan times,
It's something to do with those gold tooth rhymes.
We played shuffleboard, and the saw dust danced,
All this time
Memory was in your pants.

Traveling Sweater Pirouette?

Do you think that Liberty will really pirouette?
I'm closing my eyes, but the only thing I can see....
Is... a room full of nicely-sweatered individuals....

Traveling Sweater Party!

Let's purchase 3 new sweaters,
How about that for footers and headers?
I'm ready to party!
Traveling Sweater Party!
Me and several friends!

some people really REALLY like sweaters

New Traveling Sweater Thoughts From Jon Dizzy

Thursday Thoughts and V-Necks

Things can really heat up
When there are some sweaters around,
You'll have an enchanted time,
No matter how tightly you are wound.

Traveling Sweaters/Fun Patrol Update:

Jana Rojas, Founder and President of Fun Patrol, may be available on December 1 for traveling sweater times. Nonna and Pop will be taking her kids to see the Grinch in New York, NY, leaving Ms. Rojas susceptible to extreme pressure (read: bombardment) by The Children to attend.

Please continue to monitor your personal email accounts for further instruction.

drunk and unfettered
donning strange sweaters
we'll bask in the mask that a sweater affords
we'll ask for the task that teetot'lers abhor:
to drink!
and be drunk!
plus be drunk yet some more
on wine, love and sweaters
as we roam door to door.

The Invites Are Out

The invitations flow through the electric atmosphere,
It signals that soon Traveling Sweater Time is here.
Get ready, get festive,
Get your house in order,
Just like Gollum donning a sweater
If his trail goes cold in Mordor.

Dave and Sweater Dream #834

Dave loves sweaters
Dave loves Jen
Everybody put on a sweater and we'll go to Big Ben.
We'll go to the Tower of London,
We'll go to Abbey Road,
Just make sure you wear a sweater,
Cuz it could get kinda cold.

ugh ugh ugh ugh sweet ugh of ug

it's got a weave that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see its knitted face
It takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet sweater o' mine
Sweet love of mine
it's got threads of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those woven lines
And see an ounce of pain
Its embrace reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a sweater I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet sweater o' mine
Sweet love of mine
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet sweater o' mine

Sweater

Traveling Sweaters - It's Starting To Get Cold!

Anxious waiting is over,
A chill has arrived!
And the big story....
Take that sweater box down out that closet shelf,
In its multi-colored, marvelous glory.

"Steve makes me nervous. I don't trust him."

Sweater Demonstration...

By a familiar TV face...

A Swea_tour_nament

From apartment to apartment, we'll go!
A different joke at each place,
A different wool-ish look for Dave Cho.
Maybe butternut squash in the 11217;
In the 11215, maybe mushroom/dorito heaven....

touch my sweater

You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool

You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

sweaters of justice

How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all

How can you just walk away from me,
when all I can do is watch you leave
Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now, oh there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
Ooh take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against the odds and that's what I've got to face

sweater slow dance

When I heard the knock on the door
I couldn't catch my breath
Is it too late to call this off

We could slip away, wouldn't that be better
Me with nothing to say, and you in your autumn sweater

I tried my best to hide
In a crowded room, it's nearly possible
I wait for you, oh, most patiently

So I looked for your eyes
And the waves looked like they'd pour right out of them
I'll try hard, I'll try always
But it's a waste of time
It's a waste of time if I can't smile easily
Like in the beginning
In the beginning...

Traveling Sweaters? OK I'm In....

This sounds like a superb holiday.
Count me in and also a stop at my place!
I have a big crazy 8 on my door.
More address info to follow....

Oh sweat of my sweater

Sweater how sweetly you make me sweat.
Here on my chest, on the hottest of days,
as I wait for the cool autumnal breezes, your
rough wool tickles and itches the most unreachable
places.
Argyle, cashmere, crewneck, or v too many beers
will surely make me pee.
As often as I jest I also love to ingest all matter of feed
fungal or weed.
But make no mistake if it's cake that you bake Jimmy
will not partake for to him it's like watching Rikki Lake.
So please please please don't try to escape for the very first
sweater party is at stake!!!
"Hooray" and "yay!" the gals like to say.
But for this day let's all give a loud "Hooray!!!" and "Yaaay!!!"